i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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