is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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