didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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