I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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