The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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