tell your sister to shave her snatch
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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