question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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