at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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