before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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