So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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