Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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