just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Mom said you looked used
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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