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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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