i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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