my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
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