dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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