This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
where am i from again
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Randomize
