census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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