i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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