He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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