I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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