After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Damn victory sex feels great
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