How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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