You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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