The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Success! We fucked roommates!
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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