Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
wow bdsm is so cute
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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