Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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