Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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