her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
I'm really busy with my period
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