nut hugger
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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