I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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