i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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