Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So. Much. Porn.
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