Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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