Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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