Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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