How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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