U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
If that was your dad, he is hot
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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