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Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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