Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize
