Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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