Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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