today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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