what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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