just come out here and I will go home with you...
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
is it fun? or sober?
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Randomize
