BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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