worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize