just come out here and I will go home with you...
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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