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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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