i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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