he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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