Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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