If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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