ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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