Porn is love you can see.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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