had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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