school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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