She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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